Opting Out - ON WRITING AND RUNNING

Here’s my two week notice
I’m finally opting out
A permanent retirement
Will no longer be in doubt
It’s time for me to disappear
Just old and rickety
A simple minded biped
Whose very crotchety
No need for Human Resources
That’s really not germane
I need to find my sanity
Just need to be humane
There is no exit interview
No formal paperwork
No final salutations
For I have been a jerk
I need to go immediately
The quiet I’ll embrace
Preparations have been finished
For my final resting place