Ode To An Egg - ON WRITING AND RUNNING

I'd like to get a BLT with no bacon, no tomatoes
And substitute with ham and eggs
And a side of hash brown potatoes
And please remove the crust
And toast the bread a lot
And I'd like some fresh brewed coffee but only half a pot
And maybe a glass of juice
What kinds do you have?
Oh never mind, I'll just have water, no ice if you can
On second thought I'll just have eggs, please make them over easy
Some whole wheat toast and bacon, too, I hope it's not too greasy
And could you rush my order, my lunch hour seems to fly
I always seem so short of time, I really don't know why