Close Out Sale - ON WRITING AND RUNNING

We’re long past the woulda coulda shoulda phase
And now in the all-things-for-sale final daze
The ultimate price will be inexpensive
Because the merchandise is unimpressive
We have cartons of remorse, six to each box
And with each purchase is a clean pair of socks
There’s a nice assortment of books and journals
And running results with names and numerals
The rest is a mixture of long term shyness
Of flotsam and jetsam, mostly detritus
The details are posted at dBag dot com
No need for snark or ancillary f-bomb
Just one fell swoop, either take it or leave it
Once the price is paid, we are ready to quit